Doctor's Orders!

The other day (Wednesday, October 1 to be exact), I meandered over to my doctor's office for a scheduled appointment regarding the sebaceous cyst on my head. He inspected it and scheduled me to have it removed in a week. Nothing exciting here, right? On the contrary, my loyal readers. After calling me into his office to get my family medical history for his files, Dr. Torres looked me in the eye and began the following conversation:

Dr. Torres: Do you drink coffee?

Me: Nope. I drink Coca-Cola though.

Dr. Torres: Did you have one before you came over?

Me: Yes.

Dr. Torres: That would do it. Your resting heart rate is 106.

Me (rather surprised): Oh.

Dr. Torres: I wouldn't want you to develop an arrythmia. You need to stop drinking caffeine.

Me (rather depressed): Oh.

Now, I've known all along that Coke wasn't particularly good for me. It has carbonation, sugar (unless you drink diet or Coke Zero), and caffeine, which obviously stimulates the body; I mean, that's why we're drinking it. Apparently, however, my body has reached the point where it just can't handle the quantities that I have been ingesting. Will it kill me? Probably not right away. Should I stop? I think so. I have been able to resist Julie's urging for two years, but when a board certified Internist tells you that you need to stop drinking Coke, well, the message might finally get through. So, my faithful friend of many decades, it is time to bid you a fond adieu. I will miss the rush of energy you provided, and I'm sure the Coca-Cola company will miss the money that I spent on you. Farewell and goodbye!

P.S. - Julie wants to take a poll: How long do you think Pat will actually stay away from Coke? Answer on the right and let her know!